Work it Like a Player

You may be surprised to hear that MIT students have succeeded in bending both time and space to their will and have created what is known as the 'MIT day-cycle'. This day-cycle has 28 hours, as opposed to the 24 hours the rest of us mere mortals have to make due with.

Imagine what you could do if every day was 4 hours longer than it is. MIT students have, and they've used that time to party! YEEEAAAAH!

So, if you've been wondering how MIT students can honestly say that they manage to find the time for fun amid mountains of PSETs, finals, papers and research projects, here's the answer. They "make time", quite literally!

It also helps that they can bend space and teleport themselves to any pastry shop, snow bank or science fiction convention in the greater Boston area in a split second. They usually walk back, though, as it's unwise to operate the space bending machine thingy while drunk.

For those of you who are looking for some statistics: 75% of MIT students like cheese, 1.5% of them like building things with cheese and a whopping 95% would throw cheese at us when they read this.