Requirements

To apply to MIT you need the following:
1. A toothbrush. Mechanized, preferred.
2. Color pencils. We don't really know why.
3. Feynman's Lectures on Physics.
4. Wrapping Paper.
5. A nice blue calendar (Lavender is also acceptable).
6. Disorganisation skills.
7. The Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy, or a towel at the very least.
8. An ancient snuffbox.
9. /server irc.foonetic.net /join #mit
10. The red pill.

You also need to have accomplished any five of the following:
1. Held a world record for being the youngest haXX0r to crack a code for the US intelligence.
2. Won an Olympic/Olympiad medal.
3. Listened to Rachmaninoff's Second Piano Concerto atleast seven times. And then composed a Concerto that you played at Carnegie Hall. When you were 6.
4. Learned atleast 50 digits of pi. And then proved the limit point theorem.
5. Learned 200 at some point of time, but forgotten them.
6. Laughed at a lame joke.
7. Worshiped Stephen Hawking and/or Albert Einstein.
8. Made a 'lab' at home before the age of twelve. Yes, it should have been competent with Fermi.
9. Written more than twenty drafts of your college essay. Each of which could have won a Mini-Nobel.
10. Cried about your 2400. And then retook the SAT, hoping to get a 2401.